On the 6th day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains,beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly and kindest people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"Not really," replied God, "just wait untill you see the bastards I'm going to put next to them."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I tried to immigrate to Canada once. They all refused me a job because they knew I was American. When your visiting Toronto, everyone is nice. But you try to get a job and immigrate, they are assholes! But it’s a beautiful country and just the correct spectrum of socialism and capitalism. You gotta have a little of both
SocialDarwin
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Like having a really nice apartment above a crack house ( Robin Williams misquoted ... I think)
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However, in the cities of the nations the LORD your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. Completely destroy them--the native Americans, indians, Cherokee, Iroquois, Navajo and Apache the LORD your God has commanded you. And call their land North and South America Deuteronomy 20:16-17
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