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Well that's yet another relationship down the drain, so to speak.
No, not me or involving me thank you, but for Jesus Jockey, Evangeloon.
This one, though, must be the present favourite for the Record Books since it DID last for 8 whole days where his previous record was, on a face to face basis btw, around the 3.5 to 4 days mark.
Usually they end with a quiet disagreement and the female packing up and walking out in a dignified manner.
Not this, no definitely NOT this time it seems.
His 'beloved', Carmella, being of Spanish extraction but Naturalized Australian, taught him NOT to mess with women with Latino-Mediterranean heritages, etc.
I think it all started when he demanded that " SHE obey the Bible as he does and make herself fully subservient to him." PLUS that "SHE give up her Catholicism and convert to his belief system."
Wow, first he spills the Powder keg all over the Arsenal and then HE throws in a lighted match as well.
Now my knowledge of the Spanish language is fairly rudimentary to say the least BUT some the words and phrases I heard come from Carmella and the tones of voice in which they were uttered have certainly taught me a few new words and phrases.
I guess, when he recovers from the 'shock' he'll be repairing his Screen-door which, by some strange and mysterious means, managed to rip itself off the hinges and smack him firmly across the face.

Triphid 9 June 11
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I always look forward to reading these.

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Wow, you have your very own soap opera right next door! How fun!

More than happy to export it over your way though.

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Get her number, you fool!

I gave her mine about 5 minutes after meeting her the first time.
NOT for any other reason other than giving her an 'extra' friend around the place in case she needed one.

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How does he manage any ''relationship'' with the BO?

Well, when I met Carmella for the first time I asked how she handles his VERY apparent LACKING of Personal cleanliness, etc.
Her reply was astounding to say the very least, she said, " I told him SHOWER EVERY day TWICE per day, USING both SOAP and Water, was laundry at least once a week, clean your teeth WITH toothpaste AND a Toothbrush AFTER each meal AND before bed OR I'll be showing you just how quickly I can leave you and spread word that you are NOT what you tell everyone."

@Triphid Smart woman, but she shouldn't need to act as mummy.

@Lilac-JadeCanada Got a phone call from Carmella yesterday evening, she's doing fine, is now staying with new friends in Dubbo, New South Wales, for a few days but is considering return here sometime in the future, finding house to buy and living here.
LOL, she requested that I let " the smelly, turd of an Evangelistic Arse-hole next door know that we are keeping in touch with each other and that I have HER expressed permission to 'embellish' our friendship as much as I see fit for his benefit."
Hmm, I'm wondering IF I should inform Evangeloon that for the 24 hours AFTER she smacked him the face with his Screen-door, her car was parked in my yard and she was staying in my spare room until her nerves had settled down?
Now, keep your minds above your belly-buttons here PLEASE, NOTHING untoward went on, I just offered Carmella a place to sleep where she would feel safe from the neighbourhood Dick-wad.

@Triphid Anywhere away from that ''guy''.......

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