I was a millionaire and I lost it all
I am a terrible card player
I owe the IRS
I have twin daughters

The letters I'm entitled to have after my name are: Dip. Dip. BA (Hons) Grad. Dip.
I once had my car searched and they found a bag of pot (marijuana)
I work in a Care Home mainly washing up

1.i was a cheerleader
2.i once had a coyote
3.i have 3 kids

I am an astrologer.
I am a musician.
I am a millionaire.

1.I don't like alchol.
2.I once had dinner with John Candy.
3.I used to be the top junior Canadian magician.

I have blond hair and blue eyes.

I drive a French car with the steering wheel on the wrong side.

I have three children.

I won a motorcycle drag racing championship on an Adventure bike.

1 I played in the the very first ever Welsh FA futsal cup
2 I was wrongly arrested for possesion of a voilent weapon
3 I ate a weed Brownie when just 2 years of age
4 I am 32 years old and live with my mom

I am ethnically European
I have no British blood
I am a British citizen
I live in Britain

Both my kids are adopted.
I have been in seven fires and put out three.
Marty Croft got me drunk.
I've had 17 cars.

I was once near hit by lightning (20ft away) after exclaiming to a friend, "Lets go get hit by lightning"!!

My Mum and Dad lived with Chrissie Perfects Mum and Dad in a shared house together.

I have a tattoo of a four leaf clover on my upper arm after repeatedly finding them to the point of it being a joke.

I like this game lol

I don't drink, I have two kids,I like the English

Mairchairologist
Numismatist
Orthopedic Butcher

1. I'm A definite "nerd"
2. I am German born
   3.I'm a pothead

I’m a Captain and instructor on a Boeing 747 jet
I have a weird allergy to red meat
I speak fluent Japanese

I spent a few hours with Kurt Cobain,face to face.

I invented a special tool for nail technicians.

I have been to Neil Gaiman’s house for a party.

Me and my family lived in an abandoned army barracks with the bike club my parents were in, claiming squatters rights.

1- I'm working towards becoming a voice actor
2- I have two dogs
3- I once broke my leg in a skiing accident

1. since leaving my parents' home i never lived longer than 2 years in any one place.
2. i got my driver's license , aged 41.
3. i am ambidexterous.

1. I once climbed the second highest mountain in my state, drunk, in the middle of the night
2. Jimmy John, of Jimmy John’s Sandwiches, got me drunk at a bar one night
3. I once grabbed a baby just as it was about to be run over in a supermarket parking lot at night.

I'm British.
I did vocals for a death metal tribute to the first three Star Wars movie soundtracks.
I taught religious education at a religious school.

I saw something like this from a favorite game of mine. Life is Strange:Before the Storm...

1. Ferrets are the coolest little animals I ever met.

2. I have been to Geek Mecca and I know where it is. Or at least my version of it.

3. I will make a video game someday soon.

1. I almost hit a drunken kid Rock with my car, and called him a *Dirty Hippie" as i drive off.
2. John Bon Jovi bummed a cigarette and a light off of me during his set at a concert years ago.
3. I got into a pushing March with former American Idol Reuben Studdard at Hartsfield-Jackson Airmort in Atlanta.

1. I made a speech in front of a large group of people
2. My dogs grand dam won her breed at Westminster
3. Jack Kevorkian's lawyer bought me a beer
4. I love to bake cookies and cake

OK, I'm going to give you another try.

1 - I was on the Jerry Springer show
2 - I was on Celebrity Appritice
3 - I was on The Daily Show

And by on I mean on camera

1. I can recite Hamlet's "To be, or not to be…" soliloquy from memory.
2. I've never broken a bone.
3. I read approximately one book a week.

1. I'm deathly allergic to pears.
2. I play the clarinet.
3. I have a life size cutout of Kylo Ren in my living room.