Doctors are kinky; they always make you pee.

I went to my kidney doctor today, in my wheelchair. One way trip is an hour. About 40 minutes into the ride, I came across bridge construction, of the sidewalk. These construction guys mobbed me, stopped traffic, made ramps down and up curbs, across the center divider and to the other side. They were great. Then the doctor said we had been meeting too often, no more than once a year from now on. It hurt my feelings, but he's the doctor. I took a slightly different way back home,and didn't have any detours.