More than not there are people all too ready to deflate me (troll, argue with, lie about, misinterpret, etc). I wouldn't want anyone to falsely inflate my ego either, so I'm not sure if I want the shirt. I do like shirts that say something though.

I need that shirt.
That’s what all my friendships have been about.
It’s worth it to feed your friends ego at work for example so there’s a connection that I lock on to with the sense that it’s important that I help them enough for me to know they’ll come trough for me when I need their expertise. Sometimes it’s like a family.
When you have no family, you make a family.
I deserve that shirt.