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Curious - worst break up line you ever heard?
I'll start. "I'm bored with you."

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A scrawny little kid I went to high school with told his girlfriend "Kathy, a stallion has got to run"

BD66 Level 7 Apr 19, 2018

Hilarious!

A horse has to shoot his bolt lol.

Gelding that stallion would probably knock him down a couple much needed notches.

And not at all the same, but reminds me of a wedding I went to about 20 years ago. My cousins friend waltzed into the middle of the very formal catholic church ceremony with his long black hair and sunglasses, black jeans, a black leather vest (no shirt) and cowboy boots. At the reception he called me his little palamino and asked if I wanted to jump on into the black stallion (his jacked up black pickup truck) and take a ride. Lol.

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My worst break-up said to me, "You're adorable, but not loveable."

Gohan Level 7 Apr 19, 2018

That's brutal AF!!

@AdorkableMe Indeed.

Fuck that bro! you are lovable lol.. that is rude as hell lol!

Lovable being measured by ... errrrrr .......... hmmmm .... errrrrr... yeh complex that one lol smile009.gif

@Nickbeee Thank you.

@Keyboard-Mama No, no she is not.

That's just wrong. Sorry Brother. I hope that knocked your impression of her desirability right out the window.

@Bierbasstard Oh, it did.

That's so awful to day to someone. You didn't serve that

@Carla78 She showed me who she really is, I was hurt. But the wounds are scarred over. She has released me to find someone worthy of my love.

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"You will make someone a great wife". Believe it or not, I have heard that one more than once.

kiramea Level 7 Apr 19, 2018

LMFAO! wow! smile008.gif)

x

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"Sometime in the last three days I stopped finding you attractive."
(after 18 years of marriage of telling me I was all he wanted, we had sex several times the week before, and his girlfriend had just left her husband.)

Wow, that's terrible. I'm so sorry smile003.gif

Wow.....humans can really suck. smile003.gif

Whoah! x shit that's grim ! hugs

Thank you all. Fortunately it has worked out for the best. Life is good. <3

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Probably just straight silence. Ghosting is often the worst break up line one could get because until you find that person to learn why they disappeared without a word, it makes you question every single aspect about yourself.

Been there. No closure. Passive/aggressive to the max.

@evestrat I know those feels as well. People never think about how their careless whimsy might affect others, especially when they don't rightly deserve to be ghosted. I'm sorry you experienced that, however.

@Stevil I'd rather know why and have that emotion to burn inside me to kill any sorrow within and replace it with rage than left wondering what it was I did wrong and whether or not this would happen to again with someone new.

@Stevil To each they're own friend.

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How about I realy like you and I want to be friends That's not that bad I guess.

kenriley Level 8 Apr 19, 2018
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Ooh, that's a tough one... It's either "Every moment I spend with you makes me hate myself more and more!" or "I never even wanted to be with you! I just wanted to fuck you once or twice!" I lean toward the second one, but that might just be because that was the most recent one... I don't know...

It's also more honest!

Eleanor Roosevelt once said no one can make you feel anyway, only you can allow yourself to feel.

What is wrong with people?
Glad they are out of your life. smile001.gif

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You gotta go, you’re cramping my style.

Lisav1961 Level 5 Apr 19, 2018
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It's been fun and it's been real, but it hasn't been real fun.

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Personally? "You're too dominant"... LOL

3 months later I met my future husband who ran circles around him in every aspect.

Qualia Level 8 Apr 19, 2018

That's karma at work right there. Glad it worked out! smile001.gif

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"You were something I needed at the time." And with that, a decade of marriage went down the tubes.

Ug. That is wrong.

That's awful. I'm sorry

@Carla78: It happens. Also didn't help that we'd just bought a house a year prior. And that it was a few days before Christmas.

@Mountain-Heathen damn, even worse. I had someone break up with me right before Xmas, too.

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"You don't give me what I need".....

Lavergne Level 7 Apr 19, 2018
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It's not me, it's you!

Sticks48 Level 9 Apr 19, 2018

@Akfishlady It's my favorite break up line ever. ?

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Haha Love it,

"I fancy you too much"

"I just suddenly changed my mind"

LMFAO !!

Nickbeee Level 8 Apr 19, 2018

"I fancy you too much?" WTH is with that? "I'm too happy with you, so I'll find a worse choice."?

@vmfreesoul Apparently I was too good lmfao!! I mean after being around her yeh I really was no doubt.. You know though .. I would have gone through hell and back to help her in a non possessive sense as a mate. Some people just in a bubble I think matey and can't get out from my point of view anyway smile008.gif !! smile001.gif

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we can be friends

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You are too happy and positive and that's weird to me. I don't like it.

FLY1212 Level 4 Apr 19, 2018

I've actually heard that I'm too nice. I think the world could use more people like us. Less that positive light shine!

@Carla78 too nice!?!? Blah. Lol

@FLY1212 agreed. Blah.

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My neighbor's HS boyfriend told her he'd just heard Freebird on the fm radio, and he has to be free.

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"I need a relationship with Jesus right now."

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Oh my gosh, @carla78! I mean, I guess it was honest ( ? ), but so harsh. Ouch.

BlueWave Level 8 Apr 19, 2018
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It is not you, it's me !   idiots.

VAL3941 Level 8 Apr 19, 2018
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My dog is my soulmate and she’s dying so I have to spend all my time with her. Edited because I remembered how weird it was.

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Not a line, per se... but I had someone break up with me on Valentine's Day, via email. It was so pathetic that all I could do was laugh and shake my head about it.

Not that I put any weight on Valentine's Day, personally, but it just added to the ridiculousness of the entire situation-- if a person has such little regard for someone they care for, as to just email them about an important issue in the relationship? It was probably a bullet well-dodged, to be honest.

tmaaz Level 5 Apr 19, 2018

Valentines must trigger some folks. I had broken off with a guy after 7 dates a few months before, so it wasn’t even a relationship. I suspected he had problems, but breaking up proved it: he began stalking me. He did a big Valentines Day Suicide threat. Got a restraining order a week later and that stopped him!

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"I'm bored with you"... Whaoo.... Not cool. On the other hand, would you have rather get this type of news later in the game?

IamNobody Level 8 Apr 19, 2018
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IMO if a person has to invent a break-up line that person was not right in the first place.

nicknotes Level 8 Apr 19, 2018
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i don't have the same feelings that i once had for you.

Classic line!

translates as, "I'm fucking potty - run like hell".

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