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What’s your version of Hell? Mine is being inside a Pentecostal church for eternity where Bob Jovi is the house band (they only play songs by Bon Jovi and Bob Seger), and everyone claps on Beats 1 and 3.

PerbeMayhaps 7 Apr 20
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Thats one version for sure

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That I live in a world in which a not-to-smart realtiy TV star is president πŸ™‚

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If there is a Hell, it would have to be attending church every Sunday and listening to the bullshit and how people really believe it.

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Living in a world in which my son has already left. Yeah, I burn in this real hell.

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LOL!! Damn that's a pretty good version of hell! I would definitely say pretty much anything on a loop would drive me insane...

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My version of hell?
Lying on a cloud playing a harp,
watering the pot plants
talking to god,

how uttelry boring, for all eternity?

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In my past, 11 yrs. of Catholic school, I'm in heaven now...lol

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I thought it was listening to Taylor Swift on a loop or having to watch every Elvis movie ever made over and over. What a fucking scary thought.

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That's hell? No devil, fire and brimstone? Never believed in Hell.

"What is Hell?..
Baby, don't hurt me..
Don't hurt me..
No mo'.."

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Sounds like hell to me.

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Lol. Reminds me of an old episode of the TV series Night Gallery with Rod Serling. A hippie, high on something or other, has a fatal car crash, is thrown from his car and pops out a chute into the afterlife. The afterlife -- for him -- is a cozy living room. There's a record player with a stack of records playing Lawrence Welk-style tunes. He can't seem to budge the stack of records or remove the record arm or stop the turntable.

Then he notices a garishly dressed couple in the corner of the room who start playing an interminable slide show of their vacation to Hawaii. He can't shut them up either.

Finally he bangs on the walls in frustration and agony and Satan appears to him.

Satan informs him that he's in hell, and no way is he EVER going to esacpe this little room. Satan laughs uproariously: "It's ironic, is it not? There's a room in heaven exactly like this one!"

Bwuh-huh-ha!

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I've already experienced Hell.. If you've ever been addicted - really addicted - you go thru lots of shit, abuse, fights, getting ripped off, OD, psych hospitilzation, doctor, after meeting after doctor after meeting.. And that's the RECOVERY part. No one can understand what a private, hidden hell it is to keep putting something into your body, you know is bad for you, common sense would just say "Stop!".. But, you can't.. That's hell.. Slowly going crazy, trapped in your own head..

Hugs xxx

I lost a very good friend to heroin , he was only 39 yrs. old. Glad you made it threw.

@buzz13 - Heroin/Oxys/Fentanyl are the worst. Never gravitated that way, myself, but have friends who have.. It's a bitch, alright..

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If hell is real and the devil really know his job then he will put me in a freezer...... I HATE being cold

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Sitting in a church fellowship hall with a bunch of elderly vocal Trump supporters who have brought their whiniest grandchildren and have given them all kazoos while Carman songs are playing in the background.

@Keyboard-Mama look up Carman Addicted To Jesus on YouTube.

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For me, it would be having to listen to country music continuously.

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standing in a very flat desert with no one around me and only my thoughts or stuck up somewhere really high up and even worse if over glass or something.

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