THE FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH:
His dizzy aunt -- Verti Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store -- Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia -- U Gogh
His magician uncle --- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin -- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother -- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach -- Wells-far Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ---Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle -- Flamin Gogh
A second cousin from the Midwest: -- Chica Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin --- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking -- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew --- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco -- Go Gogh
The work-a-holic cousin -- Get-up-and Gogh
A distant ancestor -- Longa Gogh
Another sister who only wears blue -- Indi Gogh
His niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh
An uncle with enlarged prostrate: Gotta Gogh
His introverted cousin -- Don Vanna Gogh
There ya Gogh! Time to Gogh.......
And his triplet cousins, an historian a psychiatrist and the logician who also cut off an ear: A Gogh, E Gogh and Er Gogh.
His somewhat confused second cousin twice removed who joined the foreign legion: Farra Gogh.
His uncle the Scottish percussionist Bon Gogh.
Polish cousins twin sisters Fandan Gogh and Tan Gogh, the unparallelled dancers and exotic ecdysiasts.