I thought I’d be married before level 6 or a date or something...lol! I’m not disappointed, perhaps it’s my fault for not using my level 5 Wand of Enchantment correctly. The level 6 laser vision should help. I’m looking forward to it 
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.If that is all your work in the pictures, I am impressed.
I took the homeless thing to be some kind of humor, but not sure where it was going.
You are kinda funny. I like the way you wrote your profile.
My dad loved chickens. I think my sister does too. (Irrelevant, I know.)
A few more pictures of you might help your prospects. Just a thought, not a criticism.
BlueWave
Level 8
Apr 21, 2018
1
I'm only a level 3 right now. Which kind of sucks because I know men prefer 10s.
Aushra
Level 6
Apr 21, 2018
4
That was good.
I wish my level 7 applied to my looks!
Wand of Enchantment? Why didn't I get one? I WANT MY WAND OF ENCHANTMENT!!!!!
patchoullijulie
Level 8
Apr 20, 2018
1
@HoaryMarmot I know right? lol
Hmm...maybe take out the part about "I'm damned near homeless."
hemingwaykitten
Level 6
Apr 20, 2018
1
@HoaryMarmot Indeed it can. No judgement here. Just not something you see a lot in a profile trying to attract single women. Maybe more of an in-person kind of statement?
I was married, divorced and lost my house by level 4
LeighShelton
Level 8
Apr 20, 2018
5
without a doubt lol
Hell I thought I would have a conversation going but nothing man or woman
squiggy_70
Level 6
Apr 20, 2018
2
Are you actually asking women out? Private messaging them? Or just waiting for the more aggressive male-ish women to chase YOU?
birdingnut
Level 8
Apr 20, 2018
3
@HoaryMarmot LOL! Gender traits have nothing to do with appearance (sigh). I look like a tiny, delicate woman but I'm partially transmale and I also pursue the prey, better than men do.,,but only if I have a crush on a female. My cis hetero women friends and relatives do NOT chase anyone, but men sure chase THEM.
Most Americans seem to know little about gender issues..thinking everything has to do with appearance, and most think "all women" are alike.
Things don't happen in a second like that, more like 3 seconds, lol.
Wildgreens
Level 8
Apr 20, 2018
3
HoaryMarmot, very funny!
My inbox is choked with messages from men who live too far away.
"What's your plan?" I want to reply. "You will fly to Wenatchee, Washington every weekend so we can get to know each other? I didn't think so."
LiterateHiker
Level 9
Apr 20, 2018
4
HoaryMarmot, Your username (10 points) and profile (90 points) are hilarious (100 points)!
You are up to 200 points in the hilarity index. Bravo! Does that make you feel better?
More new members everyday-sooner or later
sassygirl3869
Level 9
Apr 20, 2018
3
Lol.
Sarahroo29
Level 8
Apr 20, 2018
1
@HoaryMarmot Yep. I agree. I'm slowly going for level 9.
@Sarahroo29 that is when you will have children never having had personal contact with anyone on the site
@btroje Lol.
A month and a half in, level 6 and almost 150 lookieloos but barely a peep in my inbox. I’d better take matters into my own hands or my sister is going to set me up with a guy from church! ?
MarlaPaine
Level 6
Apr 20, 2018
11
Yikes! You had better get busy
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