God: "We should make trees out of non-conductive material."
Angel: "Good idea. The humans too?"
God: "Oh no. No. No. No."
The only problem is that our bodies rely on being filled with conductive material...
I don't get the pun you are giving, but biblically it says people will be like trees.
But blessed is the one who trusts in the LORD, whose confidence is in him. They will be like a tree planted by the water Jeremiah 17
That person is like a tree planted by streams of water, ... psalms 1:3
It's not a pun.