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What do you say to some one who tells you that you are going to Hell

BrigittaCuadros 6 Apr 22
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How can I go somewhere that does not exist ? There is only one true gospel good news and that is sung by John Lennon: " no hell below us above us only sky" zero alleged gawds to kill or die for AND NO RELIGION TOO

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If they truly cared the would give me marshmallows.

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Tell them you're looking forward to it, and as so many scientists are non-believers, it's probably air-conditioned by now.

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If I want to play arond, I ask "what is your defintion of hell" (if you tell me your's, I will tell you mine) Mine would be being in a heaven like 24/7 church and having to worship an angry narcissist who needs constant approval for all of eternity or he will fry my delicate arse.

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That's fine as long as I can stop off at Hogwarts while riding my unicorn first.

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I'd say that at least I would be there with all my friends.

RonB Level 5 Apr 22, 2018
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"I'm already there and I'll be out of it as soon as I'm away from you."

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I tell them that I'd rather hang out with Thomas Jefferson and Albert Einstein, in Hell, than Jerry Falwell and Tammy Faye Bakker, in Heaven.

YES

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I'll put a good word in for you when I get there

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"It would only be hell if you were there !'

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Ask them, if they are paying for the gas?

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That I've had my handbasket all decorated and ready to go for years.

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Are you sure? I didn't get called back after the interview.

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Eternity with sinners sounds far more interesting than with sheep.

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I laugh and say, "At least I'll be with friends."

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I will say "Your ignorance offends mankind."

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OK then walk away

Same. One can not argue logically with belief

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I tell them, you first.

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'I'll try to save you a warm seat.'

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The Pope says there is no Hell

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I tell them that the Mississippi state line is back the other way.

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Already been.

Helga Level 4 Apr 22, 2018
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I will see you there and I hope we become good friends.

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"Thanks. That's where all the great scientists and fun people went."

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If your god would allow such a place to exist, then send people there for not believing in him/her/it for all eternity, then that god is far too sick to deserve my worship.

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I normally say In A Hand basket?

Coldo Level 8 Apr 23, 2018
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