I totally acknowledge that I need fixing and have been working on it for years. The best fix so far has been getting rid of religion.

My Grandfather told me I will never be perfect as long as I have a crack in my ass.

The J. W.s said that they had come to help me solve the biggest of all questions, but they would not even get up on the garage roof, let alone look for the leak.

I know I need fixing.

Just like being hooked on drugs.

This is so very true. God created you but he created you with a flaw. To fix that god had to kill his son so that you would accept him and let him into your heart. It also explains why Jesus died. This is what religion is about. You need fixing.

...because who saves you better than Jesus?

Welcome to the asylum. Enjoy your stay.

Agree with your statement.
Which is why I no longer listen to unsolicited criticism from anyone who isn't paying my bills.
Haven't done that in a very long time.

It's also a contributing factor as to why I keep my circle small.
No one in my circle would do anything like that, to anyone.

Once people start realizing that they can't get away with their bullshit with you, they tend to leave you alone.
Also, strategic placement of "fuck off" can be extraordinarily helpful.