And to cap off his 'terrible last few days' the village idiot has just departed from my front door after telling me that his "vhs player is now chewing all beloved videos of ALL of the given by his most favourite T.V. Preachers."
He asked if I had ANY solution to his immense problem so I most kindly offered him an old hammer with a cracked wooden handle, a loose head and a plastic garbage bag.
Bloody Norah, what did he want me to do, give HIM my best hammer?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I just can not imagine what he will come up with next. I wonder what his MRI would look like. Tangled wires, maybe. 
Betty
Level 8
Mar 3, 2022
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Or totally empty.
@Lilac-JadeCanada There had to be something there to control his walking and talking. Unless he is remote controlled. 
@Betty By his mummy, of course.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Bingo.
How did Satan get into his VCR?
Barnie2years
Level 8
Mar 1, 2022
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Must have been when I recommended to him that using a cloth made from kid skin to clean the outside casing would help to keep it shiny....LOL.
Or a nice rusty axe.
Lilac-JadeCanada
Level 9
Mar 1, 2022
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Please do NOT tempt me...LOL.
@Triphid Okay, I'll try......not to.
@Lilac-JadeCanada OH my mistake, you meant using the axe to repair his VCR, my mistake...LOL.
@Triphid Oh yes, of course that's what I meant......wouldn't want him to step on it in bare feet during the night or anything like that......after the repairs......
@Lilac-JadeCanada Oh, my! I just got a visual. 
I thought the best hammer around the place was his head.
anglophone
Level 9
Mar 1, 2022
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Angle-grinders do a far better and quicker job I have found.
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