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If someone didn't attend your funeral, will you attend their funeral? Share your answers!

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sweetmelodies 3 Apr 24
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Level 9

That is an irrelevant question for me. There will be no funeral for me.

Other than that, if I were dead, how could I attend another person's funderal?

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Level 9

Kind of hard to attend a funeral if you're already dead.
That said, I stopped attending funerals a long time ago.

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Level 7

I think I'd go, but someone else would have to drive

Good one!
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Level 8

Well duhhh... Of course I would, that would scare the crap out of everyone in attendance of the reckless "friend" funeral, wouldn't? ????

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Level 8

I would have to change my mind about ghosts first. LOL

Betty Level 8 Apr 24, 2018
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Level 5

Well, I won’t know if they attend because I will be DEAD!

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Level 5

Of course I would...... I'd slowly waft up outta that 6ft. deep hole......

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Level 6

Was this meant to be intentionally funny. It is 🙂

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Level 8

Definitely NOT returning the favor! Because I'll be DEAD! LMAO!!!

Good answer, correct!?
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Level 7

This is joke, right?

Yep!!!! yippee!
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Level 8

Wtf? lol

Hahahahaha
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Level 7

Ignoring the improbability of my corpse attending any funeral but my own, yes I would attend their funeral.

Funerals are for the living, not the dead.

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Level 6

?

Essie Level 6 Apr 24, 2018
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Level 9

Exactly how would that be possible??

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Level 7

I've told half my siblings "If I die before you don't come to my funeral because I sure as hell ain't coming to yours if you go first.".

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Level 8

Oh gosh no! I'll be too busy in Hell shootin' pool with the devil's minions.

Haha
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Level 7

Logically incoherent is incoherent.

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Level 7

I hope I do, but I might need some help getting there. ?

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Level 7

Will I know if you attended my funeral?

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Level 5

booooooooo~booooooooo~~

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Level 4

Hell naw! Diss me and I diss you!

Hahahahaha, kind of a joke Lol. There won't be any life again, you would be dead by then LMAO

@sweetmelodies yeah no shit bro
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Level 7

I don't believe in funerals.

They are real, no joke. I’ve seen them with my own eyes.

@indirect76 it's actually a joke question LMAO
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Level 7

Well, being as I'm destroying the planet when I go....we'll all be there.
"Me too ? "
"Yes. You too Tommy !"

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Level 7

If I’ve already had my funeral, it’s safe to assume that I’m dead, as in no longer living. That being the case, how do you propose that I attend someone else’s?

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Level 8

I love funerals. Shock the hell out if the mourners by taking a swig out my hip flask during the proceedings.

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