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What if instead of life giving you lemons, it gave you asparaguses?

Hold on... Is that even a word? Asparaguses? Asparagui? Is that right?

The English language is stupid.

Dyl1983 8 Apr 1
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They both offer health benefits, so won't complain 😅

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The word is plural, like sheep. 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep. Until you get to four and then it's mob. Then it becomes singular, 1 mob, 2 mobs. 🤣 1 asparagus, 2 asparagus, 3 asparagus, 1 bunch, 2 bunches. 🤣🤣 Simple really, don't you yanks know anything?

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Asparageese.

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I like asparagus more than lemons. So I'd prefer that.

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