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NotIng that thIs Is the 25th of aprIl, It appears yet another rapture has ruptured

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So for all of you that missed it, as raptures go, it was pretty average.
Some of the critics say they may give it a miss next time. I think the problem is marketing, all the hype, but one rapture is pretty much the same as the next.
o next time, instead of a rapture, we will be having a great indifference. Just working out the best date, some have suggested December 25th, July 4th, October 31st but as yet, nobody cares enough to give it much thought.

Rugglesby Level 8 Apr 26, 2018

Sounds a lot like the activities in the RPC (Royal Procrastinators Club) formed in 1952 and still waiting for their first meeting.

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They're just going to have to start scheduling those goddamned events at a more convenient time. I'm too fucking busy to just up and fucking vanish without notice and time to make arrangements. Pardon my Phrensch.

Condor5 Level 8 Apr 25, 2018

@Condor5 -- I'm sure they're praying for us whenever they're not preying on us.

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there was a rapture? musta missed it.

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Maybe the rapture is when they all drink the kool aide. Can you imagine a worldwide Jonestown? What a mess.

Vultures would be happy!

@LucyLoohoo vultures are cool

@NothinnXpreVails Indeed! Have you visited India? The Parsis (religious group) still expose their dead in/on ''towers of silence." Vultures eat them and that's that. (I didn't think to ask what happens to the bones.......????)

@LucyLoohoo never been there. That is an interesting custom, though. Well, maybe unusual is a better word.

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Damn! .... I missed it again!! Better roll me up some fine leaf and get my rapture in a more earthly fashion.

Petter Level 8 Apr 25, 2018
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Maybe Jesus only took a half dozen or so with him. smile001.gif

BD66 Level 7 Apr 25, 2018

Jesus was here? He must've been running from ICE!

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