The last rapture fell flat, but do not fret. Make sure you're ready for the next scheduled rapture. Weinland, who previously predicted the world would end in 2011 and then 2012, now predicts that The Big Boy's Brat will return on 9 June 2019, the eve of Plentycost. This is serious business, folks.

Here's how we know. The 10th Jubilee began in 1967 and will be concluded when Jeeezus H. Keeeerist comes back from heaven to rule and reign with His Bride (now His wife) for 1,000 years! The odds that all these events happen by random chance are over 1 quad trillion to one! How these odds were determined is one of those holy secrets.

In conclusion, the year 2018 is truly your last year on this planet. After Spring 2019, you will be either in the Rest Home in the Sky (at the wedding) or still on Earth suffering shit during The Tribulation! Keep your bags packed.

By the way, many Rapture Watchers are having dreams and visions that World War III will start after TRUE Passover 5/1/18! Might pay for those of you who don't plan on being taken up in the sky by the Sky Guy any time soon to get your body armor -- you know, before the New Year rush.