Zee Babblin’ Bible

Many folks touting that almighty glory
betting it all on the bible story
Noah hoists elephants onto a boat
unicorns croak cause the fuckers can't float

Burning bushes and talking snakes
parting seas for goodness sake
grilled cheese sandwiches and weeping walls
God hates homos, cut off their balls

It scares me shitless so many swayed
the deaths the damage, the price that we’ve paid
Jesus and angels and a pearly gate
Judgment, nonsense, ignorance and hate

It goes against science, there's no proof at all
It's unfair and unjust that we all take this fall
religion has given us one scary assed ride
but what can you do?
They’ve got God on their side
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