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Just learned of the death of an iconic American retailer. Robert J. Vlasic [freep.com] He wrote a book Bob’s 101 Pickle jokes. A preview of some: ”What do a bunch of soon-to-be pickles and a heavy pool stick have in common? You either have some cucumber or a cumbersome cue.”
”I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.
It was jarring.”

”My pickle order was totally under-cooked.
I got a really raw dill.”

”Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?
Because the door was ajar.”

My mother once sent me a stuffed Mr. Pickle. I had fun with this toy in the office and would leave it in various places to surprise my co-workers. One place was to tie and gag him and put him in a drawer. Another was to seat him on top of a file case. Here’s a picture of a similar Mr. Pickle. Couldn’t find the one she sent, though

JackPedigo 9 May 22
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Pickle Rick

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Vlasic kosher dills are my favorite.
Plus, the pickle juice is the "secret ingredient" for my potato salad.

Thank you, Mr. Vlasic.

Good to know. Another thing I have learned if you touch a pickle and put it back into the jar the juice starts to get moldy.

Pickle juice is my secret remedy for everything.

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R. I. Pickle

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I can't think of any cucumber jokes, even though my mind is running like a pickle seeder.

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