I'm getting really upset with Satan. I've done everything he asks; lusted after women, ate way too much like all the time, tried to get my grubby hands on anything and everything I could, have been extremely lazy in my greed...and life in general, take out my anger on innocent people (they are the easiest targets), envy everyone and everything...yeah, I hate on people like all the time, and of course am a genius of all things and am the best of anything anyone could ever do.
So, I'm like supposed to get super powers or something for all this...like Satan promises if I do all this I get some sort of minor Satan powers. But nada! Nothing! So I call customer support and of course they never answer and to boot...they keep forwarding me to Catholic Charities. What gives?! lmao
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Have you ever wondered who wrote the book of Job where god and the devil are talking to each other? Keep in mind that both of these guys come out of the same book.
DenoPenno
Level 9
July 25, 2022
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That reminds me of a song.
I wonder, wonder, wonder who...
Who wrote the book of Job!
God and Satan are the same thing.. You have completely wasted your life away, acting barking MADD up a fake tree of life. STOP IT!!!
Castlepaloma
Level 8
July 25, 2022
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Satan must like you. If he didn't he would have forwarded you to the Jehovah Witnesses.
Dougl35534
Level 7
July 24, 2022
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My dear dear man.....Satan didn't make up all those supposed sins, gawd did. What you needed to be doing was selling your soul so you could be a successful Repuglikan
AnneWimsey
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July 24, 2022
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