I finally found Jesus!!!! Turns out he’s been hiding at crocs.com all this time!?!
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“I feel pretty, I feel pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!” 
p-nullifidian
Level 8
Sep 21, 2022
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C'mon now, that fabulous human is Jonathan Van Ness who made a name for himself as a member of the Fab Five on the Netflix reboot of Queer Eye. He also has a line of amazing hair care products. I have his shampoo in my bathroom! He is far too kind, generous, supportive and real to be anything remotely close to the current version of Jesus that Republicans are following.
dkp93
Level 8
Sep 21, 2022
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You don’t say….
This guy is an impostor. Jesus mows my lawn every Tuesday, and he doesn't speak English.
mischl
Level 8
Sep 21, 2022
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Much as the Repubs hate immigrants who aren't white, how would their lawn services and landscaping survive without Jesus? You sir, are a superior smartass, and I bow to you!
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