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Just who is using their dreams? Post IS funny BTW

While in college, an inebriated roommate came into our off-campus room noisily and tried to lift the seat of the chair at his desk so he could pee. He awakened me and I yelled at him; he stopped.

Reminds of the joke where a guy goes to a party at a fancy house. He uses the bathroom and sees a gold toilet seat. He gets home very drunk and realize he left his wallet. He comes back the next day and they have it. He thanks the man and complements the host for their lovely bathroom with the gold toilet seat. The homeowner punches his square in the jaw, knocking him to the ground. "That'll teach you to not shit in my tuba! Now get out and don't come back! "