Try this for size.
This would be the perfect theme song for a book that came out several years ago. Guess what it's downloadable. [populationspeakout.org].
That was pretty cheery of you….as if we needed any reminder that we’ve completely fucked up the planet!
Btw…nice to see you’re still here, I thought you’d left us some time ago……
Nope won't leave but do hibernate a lot.