Laughter is known as the best medicine for a reason. It releases oxytocin, which can trigger all sorts of bonding responses in the human body. Try these funny comments with your friends.

Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
I’d choose your company over pizza anytime. And that’s the best compliment I can give.
I love that our easygoing friendship fits perfectly with my laziness. 
Of all the goofballs in the world, you are my favorite.
Yours is a face that only a mother and a friend like me could love.
As much as I would love to spend time with you every day, some days, I actually have stuff to do.
If I had a glass of water and you were on fire, I would, without a second thought, ignore my thirst and pour the water on you.
You’re such a good friend that I’d be willing to give you money. Here, take these $1,000,000 bucks!