Sporkfoot the Ho!
Sporkfoot the Ho!
Howlin' and a prowlin'
And a snortin up the "snow."
She will start a riot and swear she's not to blame.
It's why we call her Sporkfoot
And it's how she got her name.
I think most of us are old enough to remember Smokey the bear?
Effects of inbreeding. Just imagine what happened inside her head!
Not much! LOL