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Joke time!

If you have a Baptist friend and you take him fishing, how do you keep him from drinking all your beer?

(Bring another Baptist) lol

Feel free to add jokes if you are so inclined!

iamjc 7 May 1
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Southern baptist should have posted in church,the non drinking oath.However I've heard of some preachers drinking too.

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“Jews don't recognize Jesus, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize one another in the liquor store.”

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British joke “I said, ‘It's serious doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places.’ He said: ‘Well stop going to those places.’ ”

Rosh Level 7 May 2, 2018
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why don't baptists have sex standing up?

they DON"T want anybody to think they are dancing...

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Why don't the Methodist believe in fornication?

Someone might think they're dancing!

dam and i read this after i posted.... 🙂

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

( The Methodist can read)

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I'm still thinking if it's funny or limp joke................OK, it's funny

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