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Desperately seeking Panda-related puns. Looking for puns I could easily illustrate in costume. I have a Panda suit so am looking for puns that could use that costume as a base.

(I have no idea why there is a Panda suit in the back of my closet. My daughter says we've had it for a couple of years.)

pixiedust 8 May 3
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Level 5

Please don't start a pandemic!!

Too late and there's no vaccine.
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Level 7

Do pandas clean windows with pandamonia?

ohhhh ... groan ... good one
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Level 6

Maybe pair it with a Karate Gi.... Kung Fu Panda
Fedex Uniform....Panda Express

That's an idea.
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Level 8

Wear panda suit.

Carry a lamp.

Also carry a sign that says "Whoa, Black Betty..."

You're welcome.

Would I also have to sing? Because that might get me lynched
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Level 7

Try these:

[punpedia.org]

Will do.

@pixiedust Any luck with those?

@MikeEC Oh yes. Did you know there's a section just for panda puns?

@pixiedust yep. Glad you found it. Let us know how it goes, and take a pic of the panda, ok?

@MikeEC Sorry, a pic is unlikely as I have an unreasonable loathing of pictures.
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Level 9

Well, a black and white animal goes into a restaurant and orders dinner. He finishes, pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter, gets up and departs. "What was that??" Says the shift manager. The millennial busboy Googles it and says. " It was a panda. Says here in Wikipedia a panda is a black and white animal that eats shoots and leaves." That's all I got hon.

That was enough! LOL

P.S. This will go well with my costume. I've decided to go as "Kung Food Panda" since I have a waiter's jacket that matches the Panda suit. Add a tray of food and tea and voila!
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Level 4

Don't go opening Pandora's box now...

JayF Level 4 May 3, 2018
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Making a list .. too late about following this admonition, though
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Level 7

Google-foo:

[punpedia.org]

Thank you! I will definitely use this resource many times over!
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Level 7

I suppose you can work panda-monium into the conversation somehow.

Love it! I may memorize a list of panda related puns to go with the cosplay,
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