I thought my prostate exam went pretty well until the nurse walked in as the guy was leaving and asked
"Who was that?"
Other weird responses:
1.A whole new meaning to the doctor is in..
2.Now I know what a muppet feels like!
3.Just put your pants over there by mine.”
4.Why are both your hands on my shoulders?
5.Last time I had a prostate exam the doctor lit a cigarette once he finished.
I said “come on doctor don’t smoke that in here, I am going to get second hand smoke”
He said “well what are you still doing here? Get the fuck out of my car”
Who was that masked alien?...
That did it.
You have done your good deed for the day.
@SpikeTalon The Evil Clown is cool.
@SpikeTalon I know. I saw it and responded. (Criss-cross).