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What common things never happen to you?
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-Never broke a bone
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-Never been skiing
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-Never been pregnant
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-Never loved football
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-Never watched Dr. Who or Game of Thrones or Rocky Horror Picture Show
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-Never got tattoed
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-Never ate an oyster, squid or octopus

Redcupcoffee 7 May 15
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Oh done it all but being pregnant (for obvious reasons, otherwise I would be so damn famous by now) and never got a tattoo. Now, if I do get a tattoo...I still have a nice wide back and slim waist... How about the word tattoo across my upper back and then crossed out with a red circle???... That I would like to do !!!

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Never got pregnant! Never got a std. Never liked watching organized sports. Never got tattoed or anything pierced. Never smoked. Never took drugs. Never went skydiving. Boy, am I ever boring!

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Never golfed (mini doesn't count).

godef Level 7 May 15, 2018
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Eat a dozen oysters, my treat; squid calamari? Come on really with some brewski's, octopus what can i say

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Never broke a bone, been hospitalized, or pregnant! Hope I didn't jinx myself!!

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I thought I was pregnant (I just gained some weight)
No tattoos (but if I get one it will be Bugs Bunny popping out of my ass saying, "What's up Doc?"

ebdb Level 7 May 15, 2018
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I thought I was pregnant (I just gained some weight)
No tattoos (but if I get one it will be Bugs Bunny popping out of my ass saying, "What's up Doc?"

ebdb Level 7 May 15, 2018
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That's 100% me. Wait.... I've skied.

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Ok I completely misread this, due to having been up late on fumes 😮 😮 😮
Uhm, things that are common that have never happened to me....

  • Never seen Old Yeller, don't plan on nor want to.
  • Never had an STD
  • Never seen Titanic, don't care to
  • Didn't get married in a white wedding dress
  • Never had a tattoo
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Wow! You nailed me!

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Nevers(is that a word? It is now!) - seen the movies Caddyshack, Groundhogs Day, or Porkys , smoked pot, roller skated, water skied, had teeth pulled/root canal, watched Dr. Who, gone fishing or camping.

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Never broke a bone, never been pregnant, never watched much TV especially not GOT but adore Rocky Horror. Tattoo is planned for this year. Have never and will never eat oysters, squid, octopus or SNAILS (you say escargot, I say SNAIL). Have never colored my hair or cared for shopping. (I'm my friends' weird hippie, birkenstock-wearing weirdo atheist friend - every group of friends needs one!!)

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