I have a guest room, however when I have guests I have to clean the junk off the bed, and make the bed. I have to haul out the stuff stored in there, and there is no room in the closet for them to hang anything. My brother stayed overnight at Thanksgiving. I have to get back in there one of these days and tidy things up.
Electric fence with razor wire. Heat seeking missiles set at 98.6°F. A ring of land mines just inside the fence. Automated anti-aircraft weapons. Ground radar tied into more deeply buried land mines to keep the mole people away. Is this over the top?
perhaps adding napalm flares would be over the top.but the way you describe it is just fine
SO........I am assuming you are not a people person?