What should you never try in life?
Never try to convince a fundamentalist christian Jesus is not coming back any time soon.
Criticising a woman.
Meeting a train on level crossing.
Disturbing a sleeping cop.
Annoying the secret police.
Building super-powerful fireworks.
Allowing water to drop into a pan full of smoking hot oil you are holding.
Pouring hot, molten white-metal into a damp mould.
Tapping a jar of old, unstable Potassium Permanganate.
Just a few of the "no-no" things I was never warned about - and I have the scars to show for it!
A Trumphole.
Is that what we're in right now?
A three way with a donkey and a midget, probably a memorable experience but for none of the right reasons.