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No, seriously.. what the ACTUAL fuck is this?

I wish I could have been in the board room to hear this new product pitch: “Ladies and gentlemen of the board, remember all those crates of unsold transistor radios we had in the basement? Well, we gutted them, inserted cheap Paraguayan-made MP3-player components, and sprinkled in Christianity’s own special blend of seven herbs and spices— genocide, misogyny, slavery, racism, incest, unicorns, and batshittery. I present to you... THE WONDER BIBLE. For the mere price of a fully functioning tablet like Kindle FIRE, the Wonder Bible brings substandard audio recordings of Bronze Age idiocy right to your fingertips.....”

filthyMONKEYmen 7 May 18
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Hilarious! Best example of classic American humour I've read for a long time. Mark Twain would be proud. Bravo! I'll be quoting from this rant for the rest of my days. Batshittery indeed!

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My guess is that these sell like hotcakes. The TV ads look pretty enticing for that kind of stay-at-home senior who's thinking a lot about salvation and dying. Somebody's making a killing on these and will sell a gazillion of them. Just not to me.

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They already know their customers will believe anything, LOL!

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If someone will buy it - someone else will sell it

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Well, you know, for illiterate christians.

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"As Seen on TV..."

Deb57 Level 8 May 18, 2018
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