No, seriously.. what the ACTUAL fuck is this?
I wish I could have been in the board room to hear this new product pitch: “Ladies and gentlemen of the board, remember all those crates of unsold transistor radios we had in the basement? Well, we gutted them, inserted cheap Paraguayan-made MP3-player components, and sprinkled in Christianity’s own special blend of seven herbs and spices— genocide, misogyny, slavery, racism, incest, unicorns, and batshittery. I present to you... THE WONDER BIBLE. For the mere price of a fully functioning tablet like Kindle FIRE, the Wonder Bible brings substandard audio recordings of Bronze Age idiocy right to your fingertips.....”
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They already know their customers will believe anything, LOL!
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