NOT cooked by an American. LOL

1. Over medium.
2. My 3rd. Vegas, baby.
3. Yes.
4. No one gets to know that unless they're there when it's happening.

1 - over easy
2 - my nephew's, who had a complicated non-sectarian service he and his fiancee developed
3 - Righty
4 - Ramrod!

1 over medium
2 mine, paid at a local chapel, guy called me the wrong name through the whole thing. I think he was drunk.
3 left
4 chainsaws are jealous
5 usually break into song, "Back in the Saddle Again" is a fav

1. Eggs: Over medium
2. Wedding: Not weird to me, but to others: Pink Floyd Themed wedding.
3. Dominant hand: It depends what I'm doing
4. I only snore when I'm sick.
5. Sex sounds: yeah, moans, directives

1. Cooked.
2. None.
3. Right.
4. No.
5. I don't make whoopie. I'm not even sure what that is. We call them whoopee pies. Perhaps it's a local phrase ?

1. I don't
2. Never been to a weird wedding
3. Right
4. Yes
5. Been too long to remember

1 poached
2 havent gone to enough to hit a weird one
3 Right
4 No never heard it
5 never jotted it down ???

Damn, these get real personal real quick. I'm answering first before reading other answers. Also, you didn't answer? Maybe below.

How do you like your eggs? hard boiled. no scrambled. no no. omelette. Omelette final answer. Also how the fuck do you spell omelette?

Weirdest wedding you've ever been to: Well, the wedding wasn't weird itself, but the after the wedding sucked. We were downtown St. Paul, I and my mom and dad and little brother. This was back in the '80s when we had a kickass conversion van with the bed in the back that I and my brother slept on while our totally wasted parents drove us home. Except not after this particular wedding. Cuz when we got out? No van. Mother fucker got stolen. Can't remember what we did or anything, but we were bummed when the van came back to us, not as good by far, a couple weeks later. The insurance had been just about to buy a new one for us, and then we got that now-piece-of-shit one back.

Left handed or right hand,ed? Right. But my daughter is left. Which, yes, I bring up every single time I see another left-handed person. She's also a musician. Creativity. left-handedness. It's a thing.

Do you snore?== So very loudly. Take this into consideration before you go inviting me to stay with you when I start my travels!

What do you say / scream when your making whoopie? Well, I had to think about this, but I think I might say "Oh, fuck!" or "Fuck yeah!" Possibly "DAAAMNNNNN" at that special moment.

Wow. I do not answer questions the way other people do. But I gotta say "Blank's wedding" is not a proper answer. You gotta tell the story! Like @Hutch. Good one.

1. Over easy
2. My sister's wedding
3. Right!
4. I've been told I snore...
5. OH MY GOD!

1. Every which way
2. Mine
3. Right; semi-left (broke my wrist had to learn to function with my left.)
4. Yes, I wake myself up often.
5. Can't remember

1. Over easy...
   B. 1974...uncle (hippy) with weed and naked bodies. I was 13... My dad was in the Navy and away. Mom was just pissed!
   ⚀ YES...?
   Again...Yes
   ?️‍? when I'm done...go make me a sandwich?