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How do I get over the grief of having a Joel Osteen block me on Twitter?

Have any of you other heathens been blocked by any great and powerful man of God?

IndySent 7 Dec 27

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I think you will recover fully automatically when you stop laughing.

Great answer!

16

No more dick pics from him. Now, that's worth celebrating.

Cheers. 🍸

8

Get blocked by 45?

8

Oh dear , the most horrible of tragedies ! Offering my sincere condolences ! (har-har)

I'm sure you could reverse this offense by sending a big check ...

7

A Joel? Was it this guy?

If it were an actual ideological icon, I'd be doing some rationalization real fast...while laughing my @$$ off!

It wouldn't hurt long.

That was hilarious!!

Seemed more sincere than the real thing. LOL, cops didn't think it was funny, LA jail is NOT a place to be, glad I've never been in there...

7

Wow! How fortunate, you have been saved! Saved from brainwashing.....

Lmao!

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Invite all of us, we will bring lots of alcohol, and we will help you get over your grief. There may be dancing.

Did you said Dancing?

Happy dancing

@GeorgeRocheleau 'am in there!

Road Trip!

6

I'd say you are doing something right.

6

All you can do is pray and have faith that he will forgive you for your sins by unblocking you.

6

This made me literally Laugh out loud!

5

Congrats! I should check my twitter too, I spent hours insulting him on twitter the other day, i could be blocked too... might have to start a club, or get t shirts printed.

Also franklin graham... such fun when you're bored.

@Funeralgirl IMO, Franklin Graham offers better material if you're going that route...I think Osteen is is just in it for the $$, but F. Graham wants $$ and political power/control.

They are both assholes in different ways. But it all revolves around money, like all religion. @Brio77

5

OMG... I would never follow a Twitter feed from someone like that. I guess in the vein of Know Thy Enemy it might make sense. Generally speaking though I can't do Twitter...

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Charlatans have thin skins.

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I think you should drown your sorrow with Champaign!!

4

Are you kidding? That's a mark of pride!

4

I don't know who you're talking about and I don't care who blocks me.

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Joel Osteen: You mean of course
"the JESUS Clones/Twins" the two wierdos with
a Tabernacle and a website and lots of fake literature
I am FROM Houston and they have a Take Over Temple
next door to us (now I am in DALLAS)
prior years
just a cluster of moonies it's all voodoo math noise and
charisma

THEY DID YOU A FAVOR

3

that right there is a badge of honor lady!!!! haha

3

Nope, I’ve never been blocked by any lol. They seem so damn fake to me, especially Joel Osteen. I never trust people that always have a smile on their face.

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Ha. Ha. That was good. I can still remember him waiting to open his church to the flood victims. Lol! He got his ...

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I am still laughing!!!

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The only way would be to pray!!! 🙂

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That is something you should be celebrating not grieving over. I am from houston so i am very familar with the Osteen's Corporation

3

Well now I’m just jealous! What did you say to the delicate flower to earn such an honor?

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Just pray about it.

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