Ha, well I sure as hell don't. Among other things it makes my mornings much easier.

I don't shave, but only because someone stole my electric shaver when I was living in America almost half a century ago. (I guess I was an atheist of sorts back then, too.)

What a bloody ridiculous statement that is. I, for, one shave EVERY single day ( except for my moustache which is my kind of signature thing since one of my nicknames is 'Mo,' and I have been shaving my whole head since March 2000 in keeping with a solemn promise I made to my 15 year old Daughter who was undergoing Chemotherapy for Lymphatic Cancer and sadly passed away in January 2001 when it returned even worse than before. My promise was that "Should her glorious and beautifully Golden Hair fall out, then I would shave mine off and it would remain that way until hers grew back again."
Now I shave my head in honour of her and her memory.

Shave doesn't just mean the face. Just a few years ago I found out that a depilatory works pretty well. Like underarms they just seem to collect more and more deodorant I like it better when I don't have hair there and just about everywhere else

Well, I had my goatee the whole time I was a Bible scholar and preacher, so I'm not a reliable sample.

Where's your Moses now?

Yes that is a requirement from the athiest bible.