We have a saying here in the mountains of NC: If you don't like the weather, wait ten minutes or move ten feet, it'll change. The rest of the state has a certain level of hot and humid, but not like Louisiana. Fayetteville NC (Fayette-nam) felt hotter because of all the concrete and asphault, but I learned the words 'hot and humid' visiting family in the Louisiana farmlands every summer.

I've only made it out to the west coast twice, once to Vegas (at 17 with my dad. worst time to go but there's still stuff to do) and once to...like outside of Palmdale? Both times it was November, cold and dry and windy as hell.

Gulf Coast.

I’m sitting on the east coast right now.

East Coast almost all my life. Far from the bible belt though.

There is a lot of the country (I’d say the vast majority of the physical space) that doesn’t fall into any of those three categories.

I like all coasts. You left out the Third Coast.