What's your belly button doin?
im dreadfully bored
Dog made me from clay so I don't have one.
There was no "Neither" option, for those of us grown in tanks. Quit shaming us with your belly-button-normative hate speech! Tank people are people, too!
I'm unable to vote in this one. Having been brought fully-formed and bedecked in full battle armour into the world from the head of Zeus, rather than born as mortals are, I do not have a belly button.
You need at least one other category...for those of us who have had twins. It's just sad.
Comes closest to outie so I checked that.
@JustKip (; Maybe at one point! It was awful! I used to have the cutest little innie! A few months into the twin pregnancy it popped inside out & looked like the tied off end of a balloon, but missing the knot & all. My belly was so huge that I couldn't stand to drive because the steering wheel rubbed right against that sensitive nub. Then it stretched entirely flat & the only way to know where it used to be was a somewhat darker area of skin...yikes!! The best I can describe it now is a very shallow outie with a little hood. Really weird looking. Nothing to pierce even if I wanted to!
@JustKip Yes--& I wonder if it's more so for women? We get a pair of entirely new ORGANS growing on our chests for puberty. Yet my ex to be doesn't even remember going through puberty!
Hormones in later pregnancy cause ligaments & things to loosen in readiness for birth, but they can affect tissues all over out bodies. The bones in my feet spread out too & I gained half a shoe size. What unexpected changes happen to guys as life progresses?