Question

Well it happened. I just said "From your mouth to god's ears!" in conversation. Do I lose my 30 year standing as an atheist as a result?!

AmiSue 8

Answer 1

"Holy Mongolian clusterfuck!"

Answer 2

Do 20 'Hail Marys'. LOL

Answer 3

Jesus tap dancing Christ!

Answer 4

I say "Holy crap" on a regular basis, with no reason to believe that any feces are holy by any standards whatsoever...

Answer 5

Burn her !!! Burn her !!!!

Answer 6

I was going to think of some witty reply, but after reading the comments, I can't compete. You all are on a comedic roll.

Answer 7

It sounds folksy if anything, I think everyone gets a pass on those kinds of phrases.

Answer 8

Hell no. I say "oh my god" a lot, but have now decided to say "oh my dog" LOL

Answer 9

Well, I'll be a greased Jesus!

Answer 10

“Well, tie me down and spank my bottom with a wet fish!"

Answer 11

“Holy jumping weasel critters on a hot cross bun!"

Answer 12

This poet and language nut says
'Zounds!
For heaven's sake!
My God!
Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ!
...no.

Answer 13

I asked god and he said to drink 3 bloody marys and all is forgiven.

Answer 14

Not at all lol. I always try to replace god with reason in those colloquialisms; but I still slip up a lot. So you're good


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