Okay. So these views are paraphrased, but not by much! Fortunately, we can rest assured he was anointed by Gawd to be our president, because his Evangelical supporters have repeatedly told us so, and because, well...he's President, isn't he? So Gawd clearly meant for it to be. Funny few of these same voters ever said the same for his immediate predecessor. In fact, it seems to mystify them as to how the almighty allowed that Kenyan (whose mother was from Kansas) Communist baby-killer to steal his way in.

Oh, I remember now! It was that Mormon's fault for running against him, instead of allowing a proper Christian to take the lead.

Wow.... this is so terrible. I just can't believe theres people like this in the world and there our leaders... it just pissed me off that I was right about this guy.

No one could dream this up if they were trying to write a fictional script. It's even beyond . . .

What a pinhead and disgrace to the nation.