AN old lover rated me a 1 as a lover. I'll add a 0 to that.

Definitely life if I could keep my physical and mental health.

Life expectancy! I am quickly approaching 48 and I have a great uncle who lived to 98 so if I could do as him and make it to 980 that could be both intriguing and horrifying.

Just one zero? Doesn't seem worthwhile to add it to anything. It wouldn't help me financially, I don't want to live to around 700 or 800 years, and anything else just doesn't seem worth it. Now if we're talking several zeros, bank balance hands down. I could do so much good in the community by donating or setting up trust funds among other things.

I don't know. When I got to college my professor told me I had no understanding of zero. Despite all her tutoring, I think that's still the case.

IQ. I'd have the highest in history.

I'd put a zero behind the number for my retirement savings. I'd have many fewer worries that way.

I wouldn't. Zero is nothing. Life has given me plenty of them, and I accepted them. There will be more, but they won't be added by me.