I was wondering, ‘just where is Funkytown?’ So I looked it up on Google Earth!

You’ll want to start on Easy Street, then take a left down Boogie Lane. That will put you onto the Highway to Hell. Merge into traffic and then take the inside lane to Route 66. Exit near Sesame Street, pass Avenue Q and exit Where the Streets Have No Name. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to Thunder Road, then take a left onto Abbey Road. One block down take the Road to Nowhere. You’re close. The Highway to the Danger Zone will merge with the E Street Shuffle and put you back onto the Freeway of Love in a Pink Cadillac. This will take you to downtown Funkytown. If you exit at Penny Lane you can make reservations at the Hotel California, and party next door at the Disco Inferno.

Oh, if you have Saturday Night Fever, Boogie Fever, a Heartache Tonight, or Love Pains, you might want to get your shots. If you’ve been convicted of Love in the First Degree, you'd better Get down On It!