There's an old saying: “Those who live by the sword should be very careful when dicing onions.”
Another saying don’t jump the fence if you’re not willing to face what’s on the other side ????
Just remember the trick to not crying when dicing onions is to not become emotionally attached to them in the first place. I enjoy your posts, they make me laugh. Thank you for that.
Dicing onions with sharp knife can lead to visit at emergency room. Trust me. One Thanksgiving.