Religious Shit
Taoism Shit happens.
Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism Send more shit.
Atheism No shit.
Jehovah's Witness Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism What is shit anyway?
Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.
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A miracle! 
Science: Animal waste is a recurring phenomenon. Study it. Quantify it. Give it a name.
evidentialist
Level 8
Jan 19, 2018
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Lol. We're all animals and there is a lot of crap to be dealt with. Not long ago the dung beetle was introduced to Australia and the fly problem does seem to have noticeably decreased.
Hinduism caught me just right.
the line about protestantism made me think of this.
hankster
Level 9
Jan 19, 2018
1
I actually read Max Weber in college.
Where did you find this Rob? LOL.
sassygirl3869
Level 9
Jan 19, 2018
0
I was looking through lists of atheists jokes.
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