LOL!! My birthday is a holiday in Germany and other European countries, so I feel his pain.
Considering that Jesus was probably born in September, and there are no significant holidays in that month, then he’d probably be able to go out clubbing. Even if that meant he was going to club pigs over a cliff.
I've read it was probably spring time, that is when the shepherds would have been out in the fields with the flocks because the sheep would be having their babies.
That’s based upon the birth of the son of one of the temple priests. He was supposedly born six months later. @HippieChick58
a condom because he has been coming for over 2,000 years.
Sperm overload.
nasty how can I unthink that lol holy bukake