When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole
actually it was said by a character played by peter o'toole, not by peter o'toole speaking of himself. it's from a movie called "the ruling class" and he plays an insane character. the fact that the quotation is apt despite his insanity is what makes it so funny.
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 genessa
                                                
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                                                Sep 15, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    genessa
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Sep 15, 2018                                            
                                        Yes !!!! I said that to someone at down town norfolk , 10 yrs ago .
bunch of xstians w signs out of bar district on granby street .. we were getting ready to go into a restaurant and one of them stop me and actually ask me if I ever met Jesus and do I know that I can be saved .
I said , " met him ?". What r u talking about man . I am Jesus . Hello ?" I had one of the best laughs in my entire life so far ! Honestly , there were police cars and police presence , and this guy will had kill me I think if he could .
I am my own god . Period . 
 Pralina1
                                                
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                                                Sep 13, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    Pralina1
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                Sep 13, 2018                                            
                                        Collectively we are the "god" of the universe
 starwatcher-al
                                                
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                                                Sep 13, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    starwatcher-al
                                                
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                                                Sep 13, 2018                                            
                                        No ...just my own boss, which Im happy to say I am.
 Marionville
                                                
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                                                Sep 13, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    Marionville
                                                
                                                Level 10
                                                Sep 13, 2018                                            
                                        Lol was expecting something totally different here... Good one ?
 Cutiebeauty
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                Sep 13, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    Cutiebeauty
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                Sep 13, 2018                                            
                                        Ummm, you can be atheist/agnostic and not a narcisstic asshole......
 AnneWimsey
                                                
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                                                Sep 13, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    AnneWimsey
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                Sep 13, 2018