Rusty- goes in the litter box and eats the Cat Do Do
Bites you when you leave the house
cowardly

Leon(cat) -Pukes every morning
torments the other dogs

Zoey - no bad manners

Brody- loses his mind when in proximity to a squirrel

My cat likes to grab and stash me and my roommate's dirty (and occasionally clean) laundry in his catbox for safekeeping. I think he's just spiteful because he never gets a sweater for Xmas...

Vinci, bark in peace... used to sneeze at you when mad at you.

Missy Girl is food OBSESSED! Loves avocado, ketchup, margerine, salad dressing (even ones with vinegar in it), all meats, etc. Sometimes she has to be shut up in the bedroom just so you can eat in peace. She also is constantly underfoot and likes to run up walls to balance on top of doors. Romeo is the sweetest cat ever. Looks up at you with affection (at least that's what I see) and will meow silently. Yes he looks at you and opens his mouth without making a sound. #1 is Romeo riding the exercise bike with the ex and #2 is Missy mischievous.

Farting but they can't help that.

During my lunchbreak at work, I eat my lunch in my jeep. My Maggie (appears to be a Border Collie x German Shorthair Pointer) sits behind me. Every once in a while, she puts her paw on my shoulder and whines. She gets way more people food than she probably should.

My standard poodle stands up and leans on you to beg for food at the table. Sometimes she does that to guests. She is j-u-s-t tall enough to surf tables and counters, and will happily steal unguarded food. I can't break her from stealing food, because the risk-reward equation always results in a pay off.

She will hit you with her paw until she gets attention. The last poodle did that too, but was much better behaved around food.

I have two cats, Xena is almost 2, Zelda is about 7 months. The I've had Xena almost a year and Zelda for about 3 weeks. They're still working things out between them. They both are on the counters and tables far more often than I'd like. The baby likes to carry pencils around and play with them. They both knock stuff over and off tables. Zelda is much more "in your face" than Xena, but both of them like to be wherever I am. They both love little balls of paper. I wad up receipts and toss them, and they play for hours. They have also distributed my earring pretty much throughout my house. I may never be able to pair all of them back up. If I wore them more often I'd probably mind it, but it was probably time to cull them out anyway. The worst thing is Zelda playing with hanging things. My cuckoo clock gets stopped every day, the shower curtain rod has been moved, and pull cords for blinds have been attacked. What was I thinking getting a kitten, but I love my little tornado.

Big fat lap dog

My Delila like to play catch but never returns the ball. I have to chase her to get it back.

Both of our dogs will burp in your face. The little shits.

My dog farts, in my room, a lot. Our Kat is so pushy, she hates closed doors and will scratch and bang at them, open the door, she goes looking for another closed door. She also demands attention when I am on the computer. Sits on keyboard and sticks her face in mine.

My bird calls all women "bitch" he picked it up from game of thrones. He also likes to ask "is daddy a good bird?" Then answers with a resounding "NO!" That's his way of asking for a treat. He's a dick. Lol

None. She is perfect in every way.

So...sounds like your cat has you trained. Does he cover his poop with kitty litter or leave it exposed. Don't know if it's true, but uncovered litter indicates that he feels that he is the boss. heh heh