Those are so bad! What may be worse to a woman is, "Your FATHER always brings me a beer after!"

I wish I could say but not to everyone nah. You know when humans are into a relation and sex is their toy and they experiment with the tools available and mess with it and discover abilities... Nah... Can't say in public but... I remember someone that after a long time of a certain act told me... "Half an hour ago was great but now you are giving me a headache".

My Brother was totally trapped in a fringe group of the brethren church, he had a rather unattractive lady forced upon him by the church elders. which influenced him to marry the lady. On arriving back from his honeymoon I asked him how he got on [ so to speak ], he told me he had a terrible time. I asked him if he had followed the rule of " try before you buy " He had followed church protocol and desisted. His parting quip was that after sex he always thinks, Thank god that is over, now I can do some gardening. !!

We should try this again sometime...

Wow, that was incredible. Oh you were good too.

You’re still here?

"I like how you're not so big I can't fit the whole thing in my mouth."

actually said...immediately regretted

I do remember one time that telling the truth was the end of it but I did said the truth... on my defense as only way to save my reputation, "is Sunday and you are the third person visiting me today."