I find science facts like this very interesting. The history of Earth and evolution of life compressed into one year. Humans first appeared much later in the evening on December 31st. Amazing!
The sun would rise on December 31 and still no sign of humans. Finally, at 17:18, somewhere in Africa, the first clumsy hominids would stand up. During the last hours of the year, you’d see massive sheets of ice, as tall as mountains, cover America and Euroasia. Like an accordion, you’d see the ice sheets (glaciers) come and go four times in just a few hours. It would look like a global warming yo-yo gone wild.
With one hour to go before the year ends, Homo erectus shows up to the primate party.
At 23:30 the French start showing off their artistic talent: Cro-Magnon man draws cool paintings in some caves.
At 23:45 homo sapiens figure out how to make weapons of mass destruction: sharp knives and spears.
Around 23:55 civilization begins. Prostitution shortly follows. Egyptians, Babylonians, Greeks, and Romans each spend a minute building touristy buildings.
At 23:58 and 43 seconds, Jesus tells everyone to behave. We kill him a nanosecond later.
With just 20 seconds to go before the year draws to a close, Columbus bumps into America. Dick Clark is born and starts making a living counting down the seconds to the New Year. “Just 7 seconds to go!” announces Dick, and Americans sign the Declaration of Independence. In the final 7 seconds, we finally arrive at the crown jewel of billions of years of evolution: Megan Fox.
This comment had me laughing:
At 23:58 and 43 seconds, Jesus tells everyone to behave. We kill him a nanosecond later.
I love the narrative!
At 23:30 the French start showing off their artistic talent: Cro-Magnon man draws cool paintings in some caves.
Thanks for sharing.
In the final 7 seconds, we finally arrive at the crown jewel of billions of years of evolution: Megan Fox! lol
Ugh!
@CeciRosane60 the author of this article has the hots for her! lol
@balou so do you
@CeciRosane60 I think she looks like a young Elizabeth Taylor in this photo.