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So this came up on my FB, and I thought it would be fun here....
Tell me a sentence you could say both during sex and at a family dinner.
Ohhhhhh that looks moist.... wipe that sauce off your mouth.....Do you want more meat?
Your turn 😀

#Dinner #humour #sex
Sacha 7 Feb 3
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Level 8

“Crap! You’re going to have to dive for that muffin!”

19

Level 8

I'm not putting that in my mouth

16

Level 8

"this is absolutely delicious !"

"my, you're very generous with your portions !"

"I'd like a second helping of THAT, please !"

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Level 9

I like dark meat.

13

Level 9

I'm going back for seconds.

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Level 7

""That was surprisingly good, but a bit salty"

Is it REALLY salty?

@SergeyCornwall Give it a try and tell me what YOU think!
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Level 8

"I had this when I went for dinner with the vicar..."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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12

Level 8

"It's nice, but it leaves a funny taste in my mouth."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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11

Level 8

"Grandpa's choking on it!"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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I wish I could like it more than once lol

11

Level 9

cum again come again

10

Level 7

Can I offer you more schnitzengruben?

10

Level 8

"That reminds me of the sausage I tasted when I was in prison."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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10

Level 4

Nice grapefruits!

9

Level 4

Ooh! these buns are hot!!

9

Level 8

"My dad used to love this."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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9

Level 8

"Save some for grandma!"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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Level 8

"Now that's a juicy joint of meat!"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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8

Level 8

"You really filled me up!"

"Doesn't look like much, but it tastes amazing..."

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Level 8

"I wasn't sure it'd be enough; luckily, the butcher had a large one."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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8

Level 8

How long will that take?

8

Level 8

Would you like a hot dog?

8

Level 6

Would you like a banana?

7

Level 9

Can you just hold this for me?

WOW! DEEELICIOUS!

Hot!

7

Level 8

"Do you need a fork?"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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Level 8

Some more cream pie?

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Level 8

"Oh yes, I know this - bought it off a guy selling it in the street in Bangkok once."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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